Re-Animator

October 15th, 2009 Horror, REVIEWS Tom Nix

RE-ANIMATOR is more than just a great film. Its a barometer by which you judge your friends

By Tom Nix

There are a plethora of great horror films. Giants in the genre. Sure, Re-Animator is one of those works, but it carries something pretty special. It can decide how awesome a person is.

It’s true.

The Exorcist is great. The Thing is great. Psycho is great. But liking these just makes you normal. Liking Re-Animator means something extraordinary. It means you like John Kerry’s disembodied head delivering floating fellatio. And that means that if, should you be outside of your house and amongst people, you should hear someone mention Doctor Herbert West – You’ve just found a friend.

Jeffrey Combs compiled an entire career simply out of this ONE role. Stuart Gordon will be listed as a Master of Horror forever simply because of this ONE movie. John Kerry lost the 2004 election because his shit looked JUST LIKE the pervy old bastard in this ONE movie.

Why is there so little information about Re-Animator in this article? Because you’ve seen it. Because you’re here. And that makes you awesome.

Seriously folks. If you can’t bond over sentient intestines and Barbara Crampton’s nubile 80′s flesh, then what kind of human being are you, anyway?

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Tom Nix

Tom Nix is a media enthusiast currently living in Memphis, TN. He is the primary content provider and editor-at-large for The Red Circle dot Com. When not contributing to the site, he enjoys an unfortunately expensive DVD and Blu-Ray collection, arguing film and music as often as possible, and tearing through Rock Band drumsets like butter. One day he will amount to something. Wait for it.

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