Let Fabio Frizzi Choose Your “Grindcore” Band Name here on TRC

October 27th, 2009 Cult, Horror, MUSIC, Uncategorized Tom Nix

Mr. Frizzi is the composer of the score for Lucio Fulci’s supernatural/zombie apocalypse classic THE BEYOND. Nowadays, he is assisting the rise of the Grindcore genre of music by allowing his THE BEYOND score titles to be optioned as band names

Gone are the days of a band name being the most common last name of the band members (Nelson – You are not forgotten!). There are seldom any The “Plural Noun” bands being produced. Now it seems that a band has to have a full sentence to get their sound across. Not to fear. Mr. Frizzi has provided an excellent selection of phrases and ideas for any young, motivated, evil, grindcore band to get the mainstream success they are undoubtedly looking for. Gaze, ye faithful, and prepare:

Face The Sea Of Darkness
Schweick’s Destiny
Woe Be Unto Him
The Voice Of Nothing
Falling For Emily
Liza Sweet Liza
An Eye For The Dead
Beyond Emily
The Bridge
Looking For Joe
Hospital Creaking
Acid Burn
See How I Destroy Your Lives
John And Lisa’s Blues *
The Blind
Ghost At The Piano
Room 36
Hotel Lament
Liza Gets Schweicked
The Evil Below
Voices From The Beyond
Spider Attack
On That Day
Death Chorus
You Must Return
Liza Damned Liza
Undead Rising
Descent
And All Therein That May Be Explored
Finale
The Beyond
Reality Is A Nightmare
Goodbye Lucio

And there you have it. Imagine the possibilities. How many people will be talking about “Liza Damned Liza’s” show in their friend’s basement next week. The chugging metal of “Death Chorus.” “Schweik” will also suffice. Then everytime you play a show, you can use your band name as a verb. Lisa will get Schweiked every night this week. Ensure this. Also worth noting is Cat in the Brain, Fabio’s last composed score. I don’t know how you manage to not sell a million records under that moniker.

These are band names that you would expect to pay a fortune for. It’s not very often that a benefactor will just hand out phrases like “Face The Sea of Darkness.” But here at The Red Circle, we feel that everyone should be given the ability and the right to make Nickelback look like assholes. So here’s your chance, totally free of charge. All we ask for in return is for you to love us.

Note: Fabio Frizzi had no involvement in this article. I am not even sure he is still alive.

*If you change the name of this track to “Tom and Lisa’s Blues,” you have a more accurate title for the movie The Room. Track 13 is also appropriate.

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Tom Nix is a media enthusiast currently living in Memphis, TN. He is the primary content provider and editor-at-large for The Red Circle dot Com. When not contributing to the site, he enjoys an unfortunately expensive DVD and Blu-Ray collection, arguing film and music as often as possible, and tearing through Rock Band drumsets like butter. One day he will amount to something. Wait for it.

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