The Red Circle

By Ryan Brlecic

…And so on the day after Thanksgiving, it was decreed that as an advanced civilization we would set out on our own. Traveling into the wee hours of friday morning to get $15 dollars of that back massager at Bed Bath and Beyond, doorbuster sales like You Don’t Mess with the Zohan: Unrated and Uncut for $4.99, or instant treasurers like last years latest in electronic devices now being handed out free as you trample your fellow man to get into Wal-Mart.

Yes, America! This is the day we show the world just how much we suck, we show the terrorists why they need to win, and we display our greatest natural resource, greed. Which is why we here at The Red Circle want to help you be the best damn citizen you can be, friend.

Scroll below and feel free to download the PDF of the ads for a more in-depth look. And remember set your alarm for 1:30 am tonight. Because, dammit you don’t need sleep and while your out get me a copy of that Zohan; you never can get enough Sandler, pilgrim.

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MOVIES:

$2.00 DVDs (over 100 titles including):
Casino Royale
Blood Diamond
Facing the Giants
The Black Book
Hellboy 2
The Mummy : Dragon Emporer
I Am Legend
Blazing Saddles
Underworld
Underworld Evolution
The Great Longneck Migration
The Wisdom of Friends
The Mysterious Island
The Secret of Saurus Rock
The Big Freeze
The Marine
Young Frankenstein
Spaceballs

$5.00 DVDs (over 50 including):
Paul Blart Mall Cop
Yes Man
Kung Fu Panda
The Dark Knight
Iron Man
Madagascar 2
Hotel for Dogs
Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Seven Pounds
Surf’s Up
Tale of Despereaux
X-Men 1.5
X-Men 2
X-Men 3
Horton Hears a Who
Nim’s Island
Nim’s Island : Our World

$9.00 DVDs (over 30 to choose from):
GI Joe
Star Trek
Marley & Me
Monsters vs. Aliens 2-pack
17 Again
Fireproof
Quantum of Solace
Ice Age : Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Aliens in the Attic
Year One

$10.00 Blu-Rays (over 30 to choose from):
Harry Potter 1-5
The Dark Knight
Terminator 2
Spiderman 3
Ice Age : Dawn of the Dinosaurs
Wanted
Gladiator
Braveheart
Underworld : Rise of the Lycans
Fast & Furious
Boondock Saints

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TV SHOWS:

$8.99 each:
Weeds Seasons 1-3
Flight Of The Conchords Seasons 1 or 2
Friends Seasons 1-10
Sex And The City Seasons 1-6

$12.99 each:
The Office Seasons 2-4
Supernatural Seasons 1-3
House Seasons 1-4
One Tree Hill Seasons 1-6
Gossip Girl Seasons 1 or 2

MOVIES:

$3.99:
Baby Mama
The Dark Knight
Elf
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Sex and the City: The Movie

$5.99:
Christmas Vacation
Kung Fu Panda
Nights of Rodanthe
Madagascar Escape 2 Africa
Transformers
P.S. I Love You
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
The Polar Express 3D

$8.99:
The Proposal
Fast & Furious

$13:
Up
Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure

BLU-RAY:

$8.99:
2001: A Space Odyssey
Goodfellas
I Am Legend
V for Vendetta

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MOVIES:

$3.99 each:
The Dark Knight
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Appaloosa
Hellboy II
Righteous Kill
Traitor
21
Untraceable
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Wedding Crashers

$6.99 each:
Gran Torino
Role Models
Watchmen
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Pineapple Express
Friday the 13th
Tropic Thunder
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Hotel for Dogs
The Simpsons Movie
Wanted

BLU-RAY:

$9.99 Doorbusters:
Fast & Furious
Monsters Vs. Aliens
X-Men Origins: Wolverine

$7.99 each:
The Departed
V For Vendetta
Live Free and Die Hard
I Am Legend
The Terminator
The Silence of the Lambs
Goodfellas
Dirty Dancing

$12.99 each:
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Braveheart
Gladiator
Wanted
Body of Lies
Sex and the City: The Movie
Transporter 3
Ghostbusters
The Matrix: 10th Anniversary Edition
The International

TV SHOWS:

$9.99 each:
Eastbound and Down Season 1
Entourage Seasons 1-5
Friends Seasons 1-10
The King of Queens Seasons 1-9
Weeds Seasons 1-4

$14.99 each:
Family Guy Volume 7
Mad Men Season 2
Rescue Me Season 5 Volume 1
The Simpsons Season 12
Supernatural Season 4

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